Hooter Helpers · Candy Placebos

If your chest is more concave than convex, if you have little baby bumps instead of big, succulent melons, Hooter Helpers are for you! Hooter Helpers are cheaper than implants, better than padded bras and work faster that embarrassing chest expanding exercises! WARNING: Hooter Helpers contains "silly-cones", a revolutionary ingredient that will help you grow your own fun bags...but they might not be exactly on your chest. Use at your own risk!