Mellow Tonin · Candy Placebos

Life got you stressed? Slow Down, be cool, chill out and get with Mellow Tonin and tone up your mellowness. You'll sleep like the dead and won't give a damn about anything! Directions: Take 2 ills daily with a quart of rye and you'll be captain of the drooling team in no time. Activities while on Mellow Tonin: Have hours of fun trying to pick up a dime with your bare fingers, phoning yourself and listening to busy signals or a relaxing game of guessing your own name.