Backward Birthday · Candy Placebos

Finally a cure for those nasty birthdays that make you another year older! With BACKWARD BIRTHDAYS you actually lose a year, rather that gain one! Directions: Before your birthday, take 2 BACKWARD BIRTHDAYS. When you blow out the candles on your cake, suck the flames instead of blowing them out (if you survive this, you'll be a whole year younger! If you Don't, you won't get any older either) Have a good one!