Sports Widow · Candy Placebos

HAVE YOU HAD ENOUGH OF HIS ARMCHAIR QUARTERBACKING? Look on the bright side - he's so wrapped up in the boring details of spectators sports that he doesn't even notice if you're there or not! Smart women have learned to take advantage of this! DIRECTIONS: Make him a nice big sandwich and give him an icy beer. Then take 2 of these placebos, slip his credit card out of his wallet while he's chewing and sipping and go shopping!