Bald Zone · Candy Placebos

Tired of being the target of baldie jokes? Fight back with Baldzone the new hair growth formula made from male bean sprout hormones guaranteed to cover your shiny bean in 2 short weeks. Directions: Take 2 Baldzone pills in the morning, massage soya sauce on your scalp, sprinkle with water and stand in direct sunlight for 2 hrs. Repeat for 2 weeks. If colour of growth is not to your liking shave it off. It makes a great salad! Then start again, until desired colour is achieved.