Bad Hair Day · Candy Placebos

Have you been called mattress head? Does your hair travel in a different direction than you do? Are you tired of fidgeting with hair that has it's own mind? Are you sick of hiding under a baseball cap? ENOUGH WITH THE QUESTIONS! Now you can cure the worst kind of bed-head fast! DIRECTIONS: Dissolve 2 of these Placebos in a pail of warm water, and dunk your head into it. Towel dry, comb or brush as usual. If this doesn't work, shave it all off and buy a furry frisbee.