Get Well · Candy Placebos

GET WELL Candy Placebos cure everything from bad moods to inflamed hemorrhoids. Directions for Hospital use: After eating, place 2 placebos as far down your throat as possible. This excercise will gag you and force you to throw up all that hospital food that's prolonging your illness. With that food out of your system you'll be your old self again in on time. Directions for home use: Take 2 placebos with an 8 oz. glass of tequila and a 4 oz. chaser of the same. You won't be better but guaranteed you won't care either.