Sexy Sixty 60 (Black) · Candy Placebos

Sixty sure is sexy (when you look at yourself in the mirror in a poorly lit room, in the dead of night, without your bifocals on) but what's in an age - it's just a number! (albeit a damn depressing one!) Hell, if you were a tree you'd still be considered a mere sapling, a twig, a youthful bud in the forest of life! By the way, these pills are also known as 'Sixty-Suck-Up Pills' - so beware, the giver might have ulterior motives!